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Welcome Netizens to the unfashionable end of the web
In times gone by, if you were a sailor on a boat, mapping the world, and one day whilst becalmed under the burning sun you came upon this place, to hide the boredom and tediousness all around you might just write "here be dragons!" in hope that it might dissuade others from venturing forth....... my advice to you is to start paddling and go back whence you came . ... or to translate into the common vernacular of the young people " move along...nothing to see here "
Best viewed with a computer, funny once, when I had just started with all this malarkey but not so true nowadays! Pah... kids dont know they are born! In my day if we wanted porn we have to send off for the bits, wait several days for the post to arrive in a plain brown envolope and then finally reassembly them on our computers, just to see some naked monochromatic 8-bit breasts.
Click the warning icon for an example - warning contains almost FULL FRONTAL NUDITY, using not-quiet life like tonal ranges.
Last Major update: End of 2011..ish Major rebuild due to new HD
If there is a problem, try coming back later, or if you have access to time travel come back before there was a problem.
The flux capacitor can be slightly tempremental due to ripples in the time/space continuum
If all else fails you could always try clearing those fat electons by turning it off and on again? (switch on left)
No animals were hurt during the making of this website (cat kicking excluded of course)
May contain traces of nut.
This website has been made from 100% recycled binary bits. This also the technical reason why nothing here is new or original, its all been cobbled together with old "bits" - see what I did there? If you have any unwanted 0's or 1's please send them to the sysadmin here at zenecho.com
Even though this website has been around in one form or another, since the begining of Dec 1997 (?) not once has it been fair to claim it as finished, its mostly for bit twiddling the banana problem, a platform for me to have a bit of a geek fest and to try out things - just because I can! Its also useful as a test bed during work related and other web based projects
Warning: May cause drowsiness If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. If symptoms persist try a short spell in the Big Blue Room.
Who or what is Zenecho?
When I was young, naive, and was going to live forever, I was unhappy with my life, the world and the cost of beer. In a vain attempt to "change the world" I decided to change my name. After a great deal of soul searching (I never did find mine) I came up with the very humble - Barron Max Zenecho - Luckily I never did change my name, but the zenecho kinda stuck. I liked the idea of "zen" being a "here and now" type thing and "echo" being a "been and gone" type thing. During my early creative expressionist period (read that as "can't draw or paint") I did sign some art work (a very loose term, no one else would call it art) zenecho. Over the years the name hung around, at the back of my mind.It was not until I started writing my first programs (please see comments about art) that I loosely used Zenecho.In 1998 I started finding myself doing odd bits of computer based work. Bits here, bits there, mostly for friends. Some time later I was asked to install and integrate an NT4 Server into a small company network. There was a fixed cost for the job but I needed to present an invoice. So Zenecho was born (officially with the tax man anyway) as a small computer consultancy. As they say "don't give up your day job". Zenecho generated small amounts over the next few years but slowly declined mostly due to spending more time doing proper paid work, and my hatred of filling out self assement tax forms. I joined a couple of forums and chose zenecho as my on-line name. Due to its use on the Forums the name kinda of stuck. I now have two sets of people, work based - who know me by my proper name and 98% of my friends who know me as "zenecho" or just "zen", I'm cool with that.
This of course does not include Google+ wich despite all the hype and other tosh DOES NOT SUPPORT PSEUDONYMS .... (dont get me started) where I am known as "Mr" Zenecho
It also helps with the Ego Surfing as usually search engines will find me first.
Disclosure: Im probably not wearing any pants
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woot woot! on sept 14 2010 the zenecho domain became free, so I grabbed the com and co.uk ...and there was much rejoicing
Random pictures from the Gallery
You are probably not the [insert unseemly large figure here] to visit this website
