Zenecho

SEPT 3rd 1752 - SEPT 13th 1752

Due to the change to the Gregorian calendar these dates DON'T exist. This page is devoted to all things weird and wonderful - the boring and mundane.

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321!

1/998001 will generate all the three digit numbers from 000 to 999

1/9801 will generate all the consecutive two gigit numbers

"Listen" is an anagram of "silent"

5318008 - Old style porn :) - needs an upside down calculator

Think you have an open mind? Test yourself.

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate [A]: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate [B]: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate [C]: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian *, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler * there appears to be some disagreement as to weather he was a vegatarian or not

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone else.

This was shamelessly ripped off from someone else. I dont know who. If you do, let me know and I can give them full credit

Total Bollocks

Today I created C:/CON on my Windoze PC

Update on my "I spy book of motorways": This weekend I ticked off Motorways completly travelled: Dorest

Ow the shame, Ive just been caught licking my own elbow :shame: It would not have been so bad if I had not been tickling myself at the same time.

Today I invented a hygenic system for cleaning up rats vomit